Hello! I'm Jimmy Sellright, and I'm here to tell you about the Bottomless Box.
Do you have boxes piling up in your basement and attic? Are your closets overflowing? Is your car sitting in the driveway because there's no room in your garage? Holiday decorations! Old photographs! Your wife's wedding dress! Your house is bursting at the seams, and the storage unit you rented across town is costing a fortune! What are you going to do?
Fortunately, the good people at Infinite Innovations have developed the Bottomless Box. No matter how much stuff you put inside it, it never fills up.
Sound too good to be true? It isn't. Take a look at the box in front of me. Looks about large enough to hold a television, right? What if I told you that it contains ten televisions, twenty wardrobes full of clothes, one thousand photo albums, and enough DVDs that if you stacked them end-to-end, they'd reach to the moon and back? And yet it never weighs more than five pounds!
Don't believe me? Watch this! There are no special effects, no camera trickery being employed. I am actually lowering a Christmas tree into this box. I can put in a dozen more and still close the lid. Look! I'm lifting the box as though it weighs nothing at all, even though I happen to know that it contains a marble birdbath, a treadmill, and a 15-volume set of encyclopedias.
And the best part is, whenever I want to retrieve something, I can just reach right in and grab it. Hey, where's that copy of War and Peace I put in this box six years ago? Here it is! I could have ten thousand books in this box and it wouldn't matter. I just reach in, and the one I happen to be looking for is right on top of the stack.
How much would you expect to pay for a box that can hold the entire contents of your grandmother's attic with room to spare? One hundred dollars? Five hundred dollars? How about $19.95 plus shipping and handling?
But that's not all. Call within the next ten minutes and we'll include the Vanishing Box at no charge. Don't pay thousands for someone to haul away your old refrigerator. Just put it in the Vanishing Box and it disappears forever!
Our operators are standing by. Call now!