A small, even tiny, homage to penilefitness.com.

I couldn't stand to look at those teeth anymore!!

Yep, gramps was right. You ain't retired 'til you haul that first big one into the boat.

"look what i found..."

You should of seen the one that got away!

-Edited by user at 06/19/2002 8:48:13 PM

Fishing lure!? That's not a fishing lure! Now this, this is a fishing lure.

Here's a snapshot of your late father right before he tried to leave an offering at the Cat Altar.

You can catch some strange things trolling with a $100 bill!

(It looks like rigormortis has set in )

Like catching fish in a barrel...