There are all sorts of confusing ways to measure things, and the names of the units seem to be created out of thin air: You've heard of Ohms, right? But what the heck are Becquerels?

It gets better when they're combined. Just look at what they've done with feet: Foot-candles. Acre-feet. Feet of head.

Lets have some fun with this.

The rules of the game are thus: Create a new unit of measurement, and define it so we can fully enjoy the creativity. Or take an existing unit of measurement, and redefine it in a creative way.

Keep in mind that profanity is not acceptable. All entries must be in accordance with our text rules and guidelines. As always, quality is a must. You will have 7 days for this contest, so make your submission count.

Word Limit: 100. Entries longer than 100 words will be disqualified.