The Classics, Retitled

The Classics, Retitled

Attracting today's readers for yesterday's masterpieces.
Contest ended 2 years ago 10/30/2009 12:00:00 AM EDT

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  • Cost: 2 credits
  • Jackpot: None

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First Place
# 1
By Kinkynna (Score: 7.028)
3

The Scarlett Method: a guide to fashionista survival during an economic and environmental downturn

Word count: 14
 
Second Place
# 2
By MoriasDepths (Score: 7.011)
1

A Cyclops Captured Me:
and 51 Other Great Excuses for Getting Yourself Out of the Doghouse!

Word count: 16

Amazing just how many ways there are to rewrite a book title.

 
4
By WVJim (Score: 6.405)
1

"The Feline Chapeau: Where Dementia Meets Childhood"

Word count: 7
 
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5
By mattvt (Score: 6.279)
2

Out, Darned Spot: Cleaning tips for Queen and Country.

Word count: 9
 
0

Youthful Indiscretions: How Illicit Sexual Liaisons Come Back To Bite You In The Ass For The Rest Of Your Life

Word count: 20
 
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7
By TKetch (Score: 6.188)
1

Hester Prynne: The ORIGINAL Desperate Housewife

Word count: 6
Please do not critique my entry.
 
8
By Modem (Score: 6.162)
1

Robin Hood:
Tax Evasion 101: How to Outwit the Internal Revenue Service

Word count: 12
Please do not critique my entry.

A really good self-help manual

 
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9
By DreamSphinx13 (Score: 6.095)
1

How to Get Away With Murder in Ten Easy Steps

Word count: 10
 
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10
By mercury11 (Score: 6.066)
2

- "How I turned $120,000 worth of real estate into $25"

Word count: 11

Sure anyone can write a book or put on a seminar about how to get rich in the real estate business but this novel shows you how to REALLY liquidate in a pinch!