In the USA, it's election season, but since it's an odd year, most of the races are for obscure local positions: Board of Estimates member. Water and Sewer Authority Ombudsman. Fire Commissioner. But you don't have to live in the USA to appreciate the kinds of petty bureaucrats that can be encountered in such situations.

The rules of the game are thus: Write a story in which a minor civic official figures prominently. Please look over the suggestions in this discussion before submitting.

Keep in mind that profanity is not acceptable. All entries must be in accordance with our text rules and guidelines. As always, quality is a must. You will have 10 days for this contest, so make your submission count.

Word Limit: At least 500 words, but not more than 1000 (woot!) words. Entries shorter than 500 words or longer than 1000 words will be disqualified.

This contest costs five credits to enter; the Jackpot is 100 credits.