A friend and I used to prank people on elevators by pretending to be engaged in an outlandish conversation, often involving zoo animals, and then getting off the elevator before the other passengers could hear the ending to the story.

"...How do you do that?"

"A push broom, a garden hose, and two cases of Crest."

"The hippos like Crest?"

"Sure, but....."

The rules of the game are thus: Write the script for an elevator prank--an outlandish conversation that is cut off when the pranksters leave the elevator. Exotic animals, strange happenings, weird relatives--it's all fair game.

Keep in mind that profanity is not acceptable. All entries must be in accordance with our Writing rules and guidelines.

As always, quality is a must. You will have 7 days for this contest, so make your submission count.

Word Limit: 50. Insults longer than 50 words will be disqualified.

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The entry fee for this contest is 2 credits; the jackpot is 50 credits.