"My Dog is Ridin' Shotgun, and my Wife is in the Back"
I actually thought of this a long time ago, so I was happy to have a contest about it! The original actually had a cuss word in it, so I had to edit it out and the song title really isn't as funny without it. Oh well, I'll see what you think.
Throw My Heart On The Dungheap Of Life
I slept under your trailer so you'd know that I cared.(I couldn't believe what I heard from down there)
Your Dog Didn't Really Run Away, Son
And neither did the cat, or the fish.Or your mother.
It’s Time To Take Out The Trash (And That’s Why I’m A-Callin’ On You)
You made off with my beer and a pal 'o mine, I want my beer back, or my buck 99.
Don't Go Swimmin' in My Gene Pool
The Devil Put the Smackdown on Me (But Jesus Has my Back)
Devil + Jesus + Wrestling = Awesome
I know that she was cheatin' on me, 'cos the baby was too ugly to be mine
Spelling and grammar is intentional to convey a redneck attitude.
Your smile reminds me of my mustang, but when I hear you laugh I think of my mule.