In this text contest you are going to make up the name for a new country music song. It has to be really really good. Something along the lines of:

Here's a dime. Call your mama; tell her I don't love you no more

or

We ain't gonna be rockin' this trailer tonight

If you need inspiration, you can find almost 300 examples here--none of which, obviously, you can use in this contest. But you can do so much better!

The rules of the game are thus: invent a great name for a country song. By "great", we mean of course, "stupendously bad". It goes without saying, but we'll say it anyway: bring us your own original ideas only. One song per entry, please.

Keep in mind that profanity is not acceptable. All entries must be in accordance with our text rules and guidelines. As always, quality is a must.

You will have 7 days for this contest, so make your submissions count.

Word Limit: 20. Entries longer than 20 words may be disqualified.

Please look over the suggestions in this discussion before submitting.

The entry fee for this contest is 2 credits; the jackpot is 50 credits.