Santa Claus hasn't decided what kind of gift you're going to get. Will it be that shiny new sled you've been asking for, or a lump of coal? He's giving you a chance to make your case. What's the worst thing you could say?
The rules of the game are thus: Write the worst thing you could say to Santa Claus.
Keep in mind that profanity is not acceptable. All entries must be in accordance with our text rules and guidelines. As always, quality is a must.
You will have 7 days for this contest, so make your submissions count.
Word Limit: 50. Entries longer than 50 words may be disqualified.
Please look over the suggestions in this discussion before submitting.
The entry fee for this contest is 2 credits; the jackpot is 50 credits.
Thanks to Peccatum for the theme post for this contest.