Strawberry taking attitude
Bob sat at the table and put some parmesan cheese on his spaghetti. He could have sworn it moved but thought his eyes were playing tricks on him. He jabbed a meatball with his fork and heard a howl of anger and pain. Immediately, the noodles leapt up and wrapped around his fingers, his arms, his neck. They pulled his face down to the plate where he looked into a face of pure rage....it was the last thing he ever saw.Please hit zoom-it's much scarier-almost like you're Bob himself. You may never eat spaghetti again. Bwah Ha Ha!Sources
Be afraid, be very, very afraid!
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