We all make resolutions, and, sadly, many are hard to keep.

Let's make it easier!

The rules of the game are thus: Make up an original resolution that you'll have no problem keeping. Humor is key, here.

Keep in mind that profanity is not acceptable. All entries must be in accordance with our text rules and guidelines. As always, quality is a must.

You will have 7 days for this contest, so make your submissions count.

Word Limit: 30. Entries longer than 30 words may be disqualified.

Please look over the suggestions in this discussion before submitting.

The entry fee for this contest is 2 credits; the jackpot is is up to 50 credits, depending on the number of entries.

Thanks to Mishikal for the themepost!