George breathed in the crisp clean air near the top of the mountain. It was good to get away from the city where he had toiled for years writing a popular comic strip. The strip had made him more money than he could ever spend, and he had retired from it at the top of its popularity, never looking back.
He sniffed the air again, and suddenly noticed a strange odor, like some exotic wood burning. He made his way up a faint trail he had been following up the mountain. It was chilly, even in summer, at this altitude. He had gone a little further when he noticed a large opening in the side of the mountain. The smell was coming from there, and he spied what appeared to be whiffs of steam or smoke emanating from the opening.
He entered the opening, which turned out to be a cave. He had not brought a means of light with him, so he could only journey in so far, but he noticed a large mound of something lying in the corner. Suddenly he realized the mound had eyes, and more importantly, long sharp teeth. He started to back out slowly.
“So where are you going so soon, after taking all that time to get here?” a voice asked.
“I'm sorry to disturb you,” George stammered. “I didn't know the cave was occupied.
“It would seem to me one would be wise to check that out before hand. Of course if you were a thief, you would also have brought a light. Hard to explore a cave without one. So why are you here?”
“I was just hiking, enjoying the day, when I noticed a strange smell coming from the opening in the mountain. I was curious so I investigated.”
“That's what they make cats for. They have nine lives you know.”
“That is just a myth.”
“Really? Have you ever counted them?” The mound thought for a moment, “actually, neither have I. It might only be seven. Possibly six.”
“Um, what are you anyway?” George found the courage to say.
“Well, not a cat certainly. No, I definitely am not one of them.” The mound snorted fire in mirth.
It was a dragon. Thirty feet long, wings, talons, fire breathing. George let out a squeak. It was all the noise he could muster.
“And it's a good thing I am not a cat, because you sound like a mouse,” the dragon added. “I am Drache, by-the-by. What is your name?”
“G-G-G-George?”
“Are you not sure of your name?”
“I am. I am just scared out of my mind.”
“Well why, is there a bear in here or something?” Drache said, looking around.
“No, I was just scared if, um...”
“Me? No silly, if I was going to eat you I would have done so already. Frankly you folks give me indigestion. I am fond of sheep and goats though. You wouldn't happen to have any handy would you?”
“No, I'm afraid I don't. No cows either.”
“Well, that's a fine affair. And I was willing to pay you a lot of gold if you had them.”
“I don't really need gold,” George said.
“Really? I thought your species salivated at the thought of it,” Drache commented.
“Usually, but I have all I need, and I am not greedy.”
“Well that's a first. So you won't help me then?”
“That depends. What did you want help with?”
“I need to go to town to purchase supplies. Unfortunately anybody who sees me has the same reaction you did.”
“Hmmm... So you need a disguise I would assume. Tell you what, let me see what I can do.”
George started down the mountain deep in thought. He arrived in a small town at the base of the mountain, and noticed handbills for a circus. He thought about that, then purchased five gallons of gray paint, some paper mache paste, a can of white spray paint, and a couple of newspapers, then made his way back to the cave.
Drache looked in interest as he unpacked his supplies. “Looks like Halloween came early this year,” she commented, “so what am I going as?”
“An elephant,” George replied “It's the largest land animal that exists today. Yourself excluded of course,” he said, regarding her much larger than elephant-sized form.
“This ought to be good,” Drache said, as George painted her gray, then fashioned two 'tusks' from the newspaper and paint, and fastened them to her face.
He stepped back to admire his work. “You know, with the proper patter, I think we can pull this off. There is a circus coming to town, that will be our cover.”
They made their way into town the next morning. “I don't think you should talk,” George told Drache, “this is going to be hard enough to pull off as it is.
That's OK, I can just think at you anyway, Drache thought.
Handy, George thought back.
The first person they met gawked at Drache. “What in tarnation is that?” he gulped.
“An elephant.”
“With wings?”
“Well there are different kinds of elephants you know. African and Indian for example. This one is a Chinese elephant”
“Chinese, eh?” the man said, unconvinced.
“You know, like Dumbo, the elephant in the movie,” George lied.
“Oh, yeah. Well if you are looking for the circus, it is over on the other side of town,” the man said, and quickly wandered off.
You're good, Drache giggled.
Well we will find out how good in a while, George thought back.
They found the circus, gaining a lot of curious looks from people along the way. A person dressed in a ringmaster's outfit came out to great them.
“What is that?” he asked, staring at Drache. George went into his usual patter concerning the dragon.
“That ain't no elephant,” the Ringmaster said.
“OK then, what is it?” George asked innocently.
The Ringmaster walked around Drache, studying her closely, and Drache stared back at him. “What it is is one heck of an attraction. Is it for sale?”
“No,” George said, “but we are willing to tour with you. The deal is you feed her, she lets people gawk.”
“And what do you get out of it?” the Ringmaster asked.
George thought about it. “I am kind of curious as to how she will be taken by strangers. That's about it. Oh, yeah, and I need a place to stay.”
“You got it,” the Ringmaster said, rubbing his hands. “What does it eat?”
“Drache prefers sheep and goats, but cows, pigs, and any other large animal will do,” George said.
The Ringmaster nodded. “You have a deal. I will get a wagon ready for you. Now what is that thing, really?”
Drache yawned, setting fire to a nearby tree.
“A Chinese Elephant, very tame, just don't annoy it.”
“Don't worry about that,” the Ringmaster said. “What if someone tries to steal her though?”
“You will not have to feed her that night.”
“Sort of what I figured. Well, welcome aboard,” he said, and walked away.
You really are a genius. I was prepared to pay in gold for my food Drache thought, This is going to be far more interesting.
Yes it is, George thought back, It most definitely will be.