OK, that example above was real--it was Björk's. The Academy Awards show in the U.S. is great time to make catty comments about gowns, and snarky comments about suits. But we have to be civil (at least some of us), so the trick is to disguise the criticism as a compliment. A left-handed (or back-handed) compliment--something that sounds good, but is actually a jab. Since we don't want to hurt the self esteem of any movie stars by criticizing their actual selections, we're asking you to imagine a gown or suit that is so bad that you can't resist writing a snarky (but well-disguised) comment. You can include the star you're imagining in that dress, if you think that will add to the fun. Get it out of your system! Everyone is welcome to play!

The rules of the game are thus: Write a left-handed compliment for formal wear. Help us picture the item in question, and then tear it up (figuratively, of course). Make it anonymous; make it subtle; make it witty; keep it clean.

Keep in mind that profanity is not acceptable. All entries must be in accordance with our text rules and guidelines.

As always, quality is a must. You will have 7 days for this contest, so make your submission count.

Word Limit: 50. Entries longer than 50 words will be disqualified.

Hit List: Cher. No picking on Cher. (Fish, barrel).

Please look over the suggestions in this discussion before submitting.

The entry fee for this contest is 2 credits; the jackpot will depend on the number of entries.

Thanks to pcysmith for today's themepost!