Do you have a problem with hitting the toilet when your drunk? Well then you should try this amazing app!

So you just came home, your really piss drunk, and you need to pee. You know that your girlfriend don't like all that sticky pee all over the toilet seat. But you also know that it's not an option to sit down, it never has been for a man!
So you just pull up your phone, turn on the IStand-Up-Peeing-Drunk App and push the BAC(Blood alcohol content) button and blow into the phone speaker. It will then read your BAC.
Then you push the Calculate-button, and it will then calculate your visibility and drunkeness based on your age, weight and height, which you should already have entered on your phone beforehand.
Okay now your almost ready to pee! You need to keep a steady grip on both your phone and your wee wee. So you hit the Steady-button! A steady-meter will show up and your phone will start vibrating. When the phone stop vibrating and the steady-meter is in the green zone, then your steady!
If you haven't peed yourself by now push the Aim-button. Depending on how your visibility are and how steady your grip is, crosshairs will show up aiming for the center of the toilet. When the crosshairs are in line and only one toilet is showing on the screen, then your ready to pee!!
So focus on the screen, keep and steady grip, and aim for the crosshair!! It will never fail!

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