"And next up we have Samantha Johnson," the judge read from the battered clipboard. "Her talent is...being late? Samantha?"
No one appeared.
Come see me, the Great Nerdini, as I investigate the low threshold bimodal variability in crystalline Indium Antimony detector clusters using the robust median statistic!
Wrote this in the style of a scientific research paper title.
Quartet of Tuvan throat singers perform Guiseppe Verdi's Aida, aided by the visualizations of an out-reach center children's group sock-puppet show.
(IMHO the entry box should have a wordcounter!!!)
Four Man Klingon squad singing William Shatner Hits,mixed with early 1900's vaudeville tumbling
Watch as Justin Cosgrove, the 15 year old wonder from Toledo, hits a mirror from 25 feet away as he pops a single zit!
I almost feel as though I should apologize for this entry...
Helen Keller mimic reenacts Houdini's famous underwater escapist tricks using only her feet, beating his best time by a full minute.
(see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil -- just in case the title doesn't immediately make sense!)
Hi Simon, thanks for having me on the show. I am the world's most talented Buddhist Monk. That's right, I can meditate with the best! Ohmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I came up with this because the least entertaining thing would be watching someone do nothing :-D
Little Suzy skipped onto the stage with a smile where she revealed a cute bunny and promptly beat its brains out with a hammer.
Little Suzy's got rhythm!
BBW pairs display their support of Speedo LZR Racer swimsuits while attaining high-velocity in Latin Dance. Their combined joy is felt rippling through the audience.
I can make a glass of water dissapear, then re-appear a few hours later.