We're almost at the half-way point for summer and with temperatures rising and rising, we're wondering what will be left when fall finally arrives and cools everything down.

The rules of this contest are thus: Describe something melting that wouldn't normally melt. Humor is the key to this contest.

Your melting object should be the title of your entry.

Hit List: People, pets, anything that inhales oxygen.

Keep in mind that profanity is not acceptable. All entries must be in accordance with our text rules and guidelines. As always, quality is a must. You will have 7 days for this contest, so make your submission count.

Word Limit: 250. Entries longer than 250 words will be disqualified.

This contest costs two credits to enter; the Jackpot is 50 credits.

Thank you to pcysmith for the theme post.