Bonus: HAIKU WARS TEN!

Bonus: HAIKU WARS TEN!

Hit Me With Your Best Shot
Contest ended 1 year ago 9/1/2010 12:00:00 AM EDT

Contest Info

  • Cost: 10 credits
  • Jackpot: 100 credits

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First Place
# 1
By marquisdgore (Score: 7.487)
0

Brendan, Fanatic
Alternate winning it seems
Skip a few, will ya?

Word count: 11
Please do not critique my entry.
 
Second Place
# 2
By spoofmedia (Score: 7.441)
0

I won’t pay this time
First! But no trophy for me
I feign nonchalance.

Word count: 14
 
Third Place
# 3
By spoofmedia (Score: 7.436)
0

What? Disqualified?
“Don’t be offended” they claim,
suppressing laughter.

Word count: 9
 
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4
By marquisdgore (Score: 7.159)
0

Help me with her boobs
Poor Tommy cried to choppers
and boy did they help!

Word count: 15
Please do not critique my entry.
 
5
By lroger01 (Score: 6.808)
0

FX bling my goal…
But TEXT bling is shiny too.
My mantle cares not.

Word count: 14
Please do not critique my entry.
 
6
By arsidubu (Score: 6.476)
0

Lost wallet, bank card...
The big boob theme continues
beyond Tommy's gal.

Word count: 12
 
7
By Duckinabunker (Score: 6.402)
0

Tommyfreeman's Boobs
Got him notoriety
But not the good kind

Word count: 10
 
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8
By Vaneetra (Score: 6.265)
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I like your entry.
Although in my opinion,
I like mine better.

Word count: 12
Please do not critique my entry.
 
9
By Duckinabunker (Score: 6.238)
0

I have new email
What, I am disqualified!
Darn the border rules

Word count: 12
 
10
By wolfdragon (Score: 6.164)
0

An ugly flower
Rather wilted and lifeless
Much like your entry

Word count: 11
Please do not critique my entry.
 

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