Post-Game Press Conference

Post-Game Press Conference

"They are who we thought they were!"
Contest ended 1 year ago 10/24/2010 12:00:00 AM EDT

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First Place
# 1
By amorapaz (Score: 7.111)
5

I told them we had to win this, but apparently my definition of winning and theirs are two different things.

Word count: 20

Coach of a team that just lost a big game

 
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Second Place
# 2
By amorapaz (Score: 6.611)
2

Winning is about survival of the fittest, and I don't mean to brag, but...Darwin would be pretty damned proud.

Word count: 20

From a star player of a team that just won the championship.

 
Third Place
# 3
By kernmillien (Score: 6.37)
1

“Sometimes winning has nothing do with skill, nothing to do with tactics or performance. Sometimes it’s simply down to one referee’s stupid decision!”

Word count: 23

We've all seen that decision that has totally changed the course of a football match. This is what the coach would say and probably then be fined by the association.

 
4
By glennp (Score: 6.149)
0

Those 3 home runs today? Shoot, I haven't ever seen a baseball that didn't need a good spankin'!

Word count: 18

West Texas AA Baseball

 
5
By pixideo (Score: 6)
1

“I’d like to say we played our best but the truth is, the game was meaningless and we played it that way.”

Word count: 22

Some are like that.

 
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By amorapaz (Score: 5.611)
0

Oh yeah, well, we actually decided to start a new trend: losing's the new black.

Word count: 15
Please do not critique my entry.

From a player on a losing-streak team.

 
2

"Win or loose we're all hungry for eggs when the game is over."

Word count: 13

I just want to crack that ball open and cook it on a paddle. yum.

 
8
By MusicBoxOfTime (Score: 5.37)
0

It goes to show you: you can choose your strategy, but not the outcome.

Word count: 14

Sounds like a fortune cookie to me. xD

 
2

"You know, you just gotta give 100%. Anything less isn't 100%, and you can't give less than 100% if you want to win."

Word count: 23
 
10
By kernmillien (Score: 5.13)
0

“Apologize? … WHY? They’re NOT a good team. They didn’t beat us today…WE lost!”

Word count: 13
Please do not critique my entry.

Coach brags in the pre-game interview and has to respond when his words are thrown back to him after his team loses.

 

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