"Well, where I'm from, green means go, yellow means go, red means go, and a cop car means FLOOR IT!"
I'm sure I'm not the only one who thinks like this.
I beg to argue, you were speeding too if you caught up with me.
Could you make this fast? My dealer goes on vacation tomorrow, I have to stock up for a whole month.
Uh oh.
"Sir are you aware than you are going 50 miles over the speed limit? Can you please step out of the vehicle, I am going to have to write you a ticket""Thank god" sighed the man, "I thought it was about the bag of crack in the glove box!"
I found this quite hard, as I has many ideas it was hard to pick the best one and then put it into a mere 50 words. But any improvements would be much appriecated !!
If you're going to search my car, the stuff in the trunk is sugar. 25 plastic bags full of sugar... and 4 bags of some chopped up lettuce. I like putting sugar on my salads.
What's wrong with a little sugar on my salad?
“You know officer, when I was a kid a wanted to be cop, but then my Mom told me to get a real job.”“I mean...”“Yes, I know where traffic court is.”
Dear mister Blueboy. I am very sorry, but I am all out of donuts. Please move along. There is nothing to eat here.
Oh, good evening officer.I swear I didn't steal this car! The guy told me I could go for a test drive, really...
I didn't know there was a speed limit out here in the boonies!
I didn't do anything wrong... or did I? (wink* wink*)