Top five things you don't want to want to be buying at the hardware store

Top five things you don't want to want to be buying at the hardware store

"I need a toilet plunger. A big one! And a mouse trap!"
Contest ended 1 year ago 2/24/2011 12:00:00 AM EDT

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  • Cost: 2 credits
  • Jackpot: None

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First Place
# 1
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Duct Tape
Shovel
Quicklime
Garden Soil
Daisy Seeds

Word count: 8
 
Second Place
# 2
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Hardware store shopping list:

Plywood.
Nails.
Rope.
Drywall.
Carrots.
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Spoiler: The horse broke into the house.

Word count: 16
 
Third Place
# 3
By SanaLei (Score: 5.973)
2

Chain saw
Plastic tarp
Duct tape
Reciprocating saw
Live trap


“Quick! Get a trap and cut a hole in the wall! This chipmunk is making a racket! Help me cut down this tree branch and cover the window so other vermin don’t intrude!”
“Honey, we don’t have the right tools!”

Word count: 52
 
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By ManOfScience (Score: 5.561)
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Padlock,
Bin bags,
Aspirin,
Kitchen towels,
Calpol.

The kids broke into the sweet cupboard and are on a sugar high

Word count: 20

For people from round the world, Calpol is a kids medicine in the UK.

 

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