After many years of endless sloth, mankind finally developped skills to ease their laborious existence.

I went to butter my toast, when I noticed the image of Mary on it. Now there are crowds of people swarming through my kitchen all day and I can't reach my refrigerator.

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that´s what you get when you don´t keep your house cleen.

Homework became a lot easier now that his pen did it for him.

The unexplained ability to speak to those who have crossed over has been a burden as well as a blessing. Communication is possible with messages that appear to be written in fire.

Evil Twin

Extract from 'The Glytonian Gazette':

'...my wife and myself stopped the car and took this photograph. Neither of us could believe what we were seeing! Within minutes this unique formation had gone, and we headed on south to Maureen's mothers' ranch for our son's wedding reception. Lizzie-Bett slept through the whole thing, bless her!..'

Mr. & Mrs. E. Tripp - 2001

I just couldn't drink that gosh darn water!