sluggish + luggage = sluggage: the bag that's always last to arrive on the airport carousel.

Grappulate = Grapple + speculate

When a concept is ferociously discussed but is not understood.
"They would grappulate for hours about education reform but neither had gone to school."

Thrilledy = Thriller + Comedy

Slurp + Gobble = Slurbble

Mollusculate= mollusc + osculate

Stupid + U-turn = Stu-turn

That little ritual a person performs when they realize they are walking the wrong way down the street, wherein before turning around they pretend to check their watch, then shake their head ruefully as though suddenly remembering an urgent appointment across town.

Obtoup: ob toop (n): an obvious toupee

Example: William Shatner is best known for wearing an obtoup.

Fantastic+Amazing=Fantazing!

washer + dryer = drasher

gluey + sticky = glicky

"Don't ask Aunt Edna to bring mashed potatoes to Thanksgiving dinner; hers are always too glicky."