The new cook apprentice is sent to the storage room to get the "trout blue" - a spice which gives the trout the nice blue colour when preparing the dish. Actually the trout will become blue automatically, when being simmered.

Go down to the tool room and get a 200-psi pressure gage. After that, go to the gear locker for a bucket and take it to Engineering. Ask the duty nuke for 150 psi of steam, and bring the steam to Lt. Smith in the wardroom pronto.

Before you start leave, go to the Maintenance Department and ask the duty HT1 for a two-hundred pound, water-tight, compartment access device and the necessary tools to install it.

We need it for immediate installation in the air wing’s berthing to enable expedient entry/exit by wing personnel.

The berthing overhead needs to be polished before commencing liberty.

To do this, go to the tool room and check out an overhead speedbuffer and two quarts of elbow grease from SK2 Hieznuts. If he’s not in, wait an hour and try again. He may be out to lunch

Uncle owned a dealership. I knew squat about cars. Nepotism.

”˜Nuff said.

First day. Customer service. Staff resented me.

”˜Nuff said.

Second day answering phones. Hating life. Spent day searching for “muffler bearings” because the falsely high-pitched customer threatened to have my job. Audible guffaws in the background.

”˜Nuff said.

I remembered a scene from a movie the other day while at work, but couldn't remember what the movie was, so while you are out, could you pick up that movie that has that one guy in it that does that thing with the thing?

Thanks.
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a lone detective on the hunt...