Please help me find my pet, Junior. I’ll give you my whole allowance for a month! Mommy and Daddy got him for me, but said not to touch him. Why would they get me a pet if I wasn't allowed to play with him? I was carrying him to my secret place in the woods, but he got too heavy, so I put him down. When I went back to get him, I couldn't find him. Mommy and Daddy will be so mad! Why did they have to give me a brother for a pet instead of a puppy?

My daughter's dear Squawks is gone, run off in last week's storm. Squawks responds to his name and some shrill female screams. He's about six feet at the shoulder. Head is rooster shaped, with shimmery white feathers. He has a long neck covered in grey scales, and a lean, lizard-like body. His legs and wings are very chicken like, with a long, slim tail covered in scales with a cute poof of white feathers on the end. PLEASE help! My daughter misses him very much. Warning: Don't look him in the eye. May be hiding near free standing statues.

Lost Cougar: Light Brown and white in color, stands 2.5 feet tall and 150 pounds. She has very sharp teeth and loves to chew on everything. She is also very playful, she likes to chase and jump on things. She eats lots of food and is fond of children. Answers to the name of Puma. Will come asap if you offer her raw meat or other small rodents. Please help find our family pet!

Lost! Small, adorable, furry creature with bat-like ears. White with brown markings. Can stand on two legs. Enjoys singing, dancing and driving. Friendly and helpful. If found, be advised: do not expose to bright light, do not get wet, and do not feed after midnight.

Please help. My son's Aye-Aye seems to have run away. He has big eyes, is very small, scares easily and will be devastated if we don't find his Aye-Aye. The animal has a black spot on his head and has impeccable hearing. He responds to the name Nay-Nay. Will pay for any hospital bill that may be incurred in finding Nay-Nay. Please call 515-458-1268 with any information. Thank you for your help.

P.S. Gloves are advised.

LOST!!! Drop dead darling Boa, answers to the name Zsa Zsa Gaboa. Is lovely to look at; six feet long, tan with black markings. Last seen on the road to Hong Kong. Reward is the million dollar nickel, Please contact the girl in the Kremlin at 1-403-228-5179. Arrivederci, baby!

Lost Pet:

Please help me find my beloved Reek. He has a pelage which is silky black with distinctive white stripes, and his long snout and bushy tail makes his simply adorable.

Reek has clawed feet and loves to dig. Extremely shy, if frightened, he will occasionally release a unique odour. Offering him treats of root berries and small mammal, will often help entice him out of hiding and make you his friend.

Should you find or detect the scent of my darling skunk, please contact me on 111-222-3334

Lovable pet lost.
Full-grown male gimp, average height and build, clad in black leather, escaped from its bolted trunk last Friday. Fearful in look, but docile in character, there’s no need for caution when approaching the gimp. Will faithfully follow at the sound of an authoritative/commanding voice. Loves to be pated on the head, scratched behind the ear, have its back whipped till blood is drawn and any general form of physical or moral humiliation. If you have any information concerning, or have apprehended this particular gimp, just show up at Maynard’s pawn shop and collect your due reward.

LOST!!! Beloved pet Mogwai. Fluffy brown and white patched fur, with bat like ears. We miss our brown eyed bipedal friend. Warning, if found, do not give him water or feed him after midnight. Answers to “Giz” or “Gizmo.” If found please contact us at 1-800-GREMLIN.

MISPLACED!!! Proboscis Monkey escaped from his nuclear secured underground cage. His whereabouts is unknown but has previously been caught smuggling sushi from his owners kitchen. He reacts to the name "Bubeelze" or to Music by the Cantina band from Star Wars. Reward given as soon as his time of the month comes where you'll recieve a leaf worth the equal amount of something less than one million pennies!