Stupid Technology 6

Stupid Technology 6

We have seen the future of high tech, and the future looks... stupid.
Contest ended 8 years ago 4/23/2004 12:00:00 AM EDT

Contest Info

  • Cost: 10 credits
  • Jackpot: 110 credits

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41

Thanks to Japan, new unbreakable lenses and gigafast opto-digital recognition technologies are now a part of every US household. How we could live without it before – unthinkable…

 
24

The all new Sticky-Tape 3000. Packed with power, this dispenser can tell you how much tape you have used down to a thousandth of an inch. And a steal at only $4000. How have we managed without one of these!?

 
13

Warning: Do not use the mouse with the main blade deployed.

mouse source
knife source

 
5
By Redbull_UK (Score: 6.043)
24
Please do not critique my entry.

The new knuckle-pen is grafted on and works very well. It only writes in red but it doesn't run out.

 
12

What I'd feel like if I was a math teacher...

3 sources

 
15

We've got robotic dogs... so why not chickens?
Please view full if you get the chance, thanks.

 
8

It mixes, beats, whisks and creates whirlpools in swimming pools.
(Hope I changed the brand enough)

 
22

Tells you if you're alive or dead.

 
10
By octapuff (Score: 5.842)
12

Building on the success of their popular iPOD, Apple has released their new iPOV mobile LP media player.

Designed for those who can't afford a computer to download those fancy MP3s, the iPOV can easily play the LPs that your parents have stacked in their basement!

 

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