I will bet the last dime of my money
That the entries you’re reading are funny
But just wait 'til I shoot
At a fluffy pink suit
'Cause I love to bazooka the bunny

If a roommate weren't crappy, you'd think
There'd be no dirty briefs in the sink.
Hey, that bunny looks fine;
Oops! These just might be mine!
I complained before seeing the pink.

Now, the circus hen "A-10" was spunky
But the primate that rode her was chunky
So she launched an attack
And the emcee drew back
Cyring, "Ack! Hen A-10 ate her monkey!"

DD's a whizz with computers,
jokes of her well-rounded hooters,
chat topic queen,
she charms through the screen,
her wit turning chatters to suitors!

Some members are truly a pain.
Why, everyone cheats they all claim.
They know that it's true.
Because their trophies are few.
When banned, it's admins they blame.

You've probably always been told
That silver can never be gold
But win silver five times
(And a bronze) with your rhymes
And you might see such magic unfold

I confess my addiction to Worth.
It’s the source of considerable mirth.
I used to be active,
Quite sporty and festive
But now I’m too round in the girth!

Suomigirl has great skill,
With envy to make us all ill.
But in chimes the chorus:
It’s all in the thesaurus.
The woman is truly a pill.

Worth a thousand's a website that must
Provide voting that users can trust,
But like Animal Farm
It loses its charm
With some voters more equal than just.

Four admins there are, just for Photo.
They’re flung far and wide, past Kyoto.
The boys are young tomcats,
Johnnytitan and Meerkat,
The old girls, madame_ava and Kimbo.