... will get you pretty much the whole blanket.

If you can't say anything nice, then you're a miserable old bugger who'll probably die alone and unloved.

Oh, what a tangled web we weave if we don't first get our stories straight.

If you love something, let it go free. If it doesn’t come back, you never had it. If it comes back with a rug rat or two, ask for a paternity test.

Speak softly and stop texting already! Some of us are trying to watch the movie.

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind. And those who have minds that matter, don’t even know who you are anyway, so it’s all good.

To be, or not to be... that's something to get those philosophy students worked up about for the next thousand years.

I came, I saw, I thought 'bugger this, it's freezing' and went back to Rome.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but once reunited you'll soon remember how much they annoy you.

I think, therefore I am one of the few.