... found in a remote location in the Rural Municipality of Norway the tree is perched part way down a cliff overlooking a fjord. Scientists suggest that despite its small size, it may be the oldest complex organism left on the planet. The discoverer of the tree is refusing to give an exact location citing concerns ....
Louki tapped his tablet and closed the article. It was the same as all the others. Full of speculation, but short on real facts.
"Fen," he called and held out the tablet. His executive assistant took the tablet and put a cup in its place. Louki frowned at it, but he knew that Fen would stand there all day waiting for him to drink it. Sometimes being rich and powerful was just no fun. It could have been worse though. At least the Singularity never materialized, so he didn't have to worry about machines telling what to do. Instead this genetically enhanced canine stared at him with those deep brown eyes.
"Ok, Fen," he said, "I'm drinking it already!" He gulped down the vile liquid that contained everything he needed to live another day, then swapped it for a tiny glass of Macallan 100 that washed away the taste.
"Thank you," Fen said and retrieved the glass. He would go to the galley and clean and polish the glass to perfection, but only after licking out the last of the whisky taste. There were some things you couldn't breed out of the anicits. He didn't care, at least Fen had good taste in whisky.
He moved the joystick to guide his chair up to the Bridge. Fen wanted him to install direct mind control, but Louki liked the feeling that there were a few things he could do for himself.
"How long to Norway?" Louki demanded as soon as the chair crossed the threshold.
"An hour, a day, a week." The pilot shrugged his shoulders. "It depends on traffic. I think longer is possible. Everybody is floating to Norway."
"Can we move higher and get above them?"
"We could, but we would need to cross three bands to get to a place where we'd have enough space to make a difference. It would likely be just as quick to follow traffic."
"We should never have let them up here." Louki said.
"So you have said, sir."
"And as always, Toppu, you are too polite to argue with me."
"Too well paid, sir."
"And if I paid you to argue with me?"
The pilot tilted his head while he thought it through. Then he clacked his beak.
"I would need assurance that you would not tire of argument and fire me."
"I promise I will tell you when I want you to stop."
"Very well," the uplifted parrot said, "if I was going to argue with your statement about letting them up here, I would have to ask who you thought would stop them."
"Us, the rich, the hoi polloi." Louki said, "There was a time when I could look out this window and not see another airship between me and the horizon."
"You miss the view, sir?"
"Of course, I just said so."
"Would that be the view of the desert or the endless barrios. Perhaps the view you miss so much is the one of the plastic Atlantis."
"No, bird brain," Louki said, "The view of the sun on pristine clouds."
"Even you, sir, are too young to remember pristine clouds."
"I think I have had enough arguing, Toppu."
"As you wish, sir." the parrot-cit turned back to the controls. "You will send the usual?"
"I will," Louki said and drove the chair toward the door. "I'm sorry I called you bird brain."
"I know, sir."
Louki wondered if his pilot really meant it. Even after all the years since uplifting other species, they never really understood each other. Hathia kept telling him he was the last of the romantics. He didn't really understand her either, though she was his own flesh and blood. Well mostly anyway. It was hard to tell these days
He wheeled down to the lounge and watched the jam of airships. It would be hard to say that there was any order or sense to them, but Toppu insisted that there was and was able to navigate through it.
"Should I send the usual?" Fen said.
"Thank you."
"I would argue with you for free."
"You are very bad at arguing."
"Too true."
"See?"
Fen grinned and nodded. He padded off to take care of Toppu's fee. Hathia told him he was too easy going with his anicits. She was probably right. She usually was. But Louki thought his staff were happier when he allowed them to be themselves. What was the purpose of uplifting them if they were never going to be allowed to forget it?
"Sir?" Fen was standing beside him. "She's on the phone."
"I'll take it here, Fen."
The cannid-cit handed him a phone and left.
One of these days Fen was going to be wrong about what Louki wanted and he would die from the shock.
"What do you want?" he said at the phone. Hathia was a feline this week and her smile was full of pointy teeth.
"Is that any way to treat your daughter on your birthday?"
"Is it my birthday?" Louki stared out at the endless airships jostling in the currents. "I've had so many I don't keep track any more."
"I have a present for you."
"What do you want?" he said again.
"You know what I want." She smiled her pointed tooth smile again. She really did make a good cat.
"And what are you offering?"
"I know where the tree is."
"I'll ask Fen."
"You give your cits too much leeway."
"Don't you remember what cits is short for?"
"What of it?" She shrugged, "So I'm specist. Who cares?"
She clicked off and Louki looked out at the airships.
"The clouds looked pristine."
"I'm sure they did, sir." Toppu stood beside him. "I have been sent coordinates. Shall I follow them?"
"Please do."
"Very well, sir."
"Do you miss flying?"
"I fly every day, sir."
"I mean out there."
"I never had wings." Toppu stayed silent and stared out the window until Louki thought he wasn't going to say anything else. "I dream about wings you know." He turned and walked away. Louki wondered what it would be like to dream of wings.
The crowd of airships grew thicker, but then gradually thinned out as they travelled further and further north. The sky grew empty, then dark. Two days after Hathia's call he saw lights ahead. Toppu dropped them down to ground level and moored them beside Hathia's airship.
"I have prepared your outdoor chair."
"I have an outdoor chair?"
"Now you do."
"Are you sure you want to do this?"
Fen just shrugged and led Louki to the hatch.
"I don't think I've been on the ground in fifty years." Toppu drove the tractor through the hatch and out into the white snow. When he looked closer it was really more grey than white, but it would do. The tractor kept him warm and Toppu was as good a driver as he was a pilot. Fen walked ahead dressed in a ridiculous set of furs that made him look more like an animal than a citizen. Fen was almost bouncing in excitement.
"You can go for a run if you want," Louki said.
"Later, sir."
Hathia was waiting at the edge of a cliff. Toppu drove them to the edge and Louki felt the slight shudder of anchors burying themselves in the frozen ground.
"I didn't think there was any land let without inhabitants."
"Don't show your ignorance," Hathia said, "There aren't really that many people left on the ground since people moved to airships. It's just cits now and a few luddites."
"Maybe I should move back to the ground."
"Don't be a fool," Hathia said and drifted her vehicle over the edge and lowered it with a hum of fans. "Aren't you coming?"
Louki looked up at Toppu and the cit nodded.
"The anchors will hold, sir. You can trust Fen."
Louki just nodded and Toppu drove over the edge. Louki could feel his heart pounding. As old as he was he had never seen a real tree.
It was a tiny splash of green against the black rock.
"This is it?" Hathia said, "You wouldn't believe the favours I had to give out to get this location."
Louki just stared in wonder. It was tiny, true, but it twisted and gripped the rock as if it had been there forever.
"What kind of tree is it?"
"Yggdrasil," said Toppu.
"Don't be stupid, bird," Hathia said. "It's a pin or something."
"Why Yggdrasil?"
"The people who used to live here had a story about a tree that held the world together."
"Well pin or Yggwhatever grab it and let's get out of here. It's depressing."
"I'm not taking it. It belongs here."
"Don't be stupid," she said, "It's yours, I gave it to you. Get it."
"No," Louki said, "It belongs here."
"Well then, I'll get it myself."
"Touch it and our deal's off."
Hathia looked at him and licked her lips, then shook her head.
"There are other dogs, but only one tree." She manoeuvred her craft to the cliff and reached out with its grippers. The tree was stubborn, but it was easier to survive aeons of ice and snow than Hathia in one of her moods.
"I can't believe how deep this thing goes into the rocks," she muttered.
"All the way through the world," said Toppu sadly as she finally pulled the tree away from the cliff.
The ground shuddered and the tractor swayed on its cables. Hathia didn't notice as she brought the tree up to the glass of her craft to examine it. It crumbled in the wind until she was left with nothing.
"What a waste," she said as the shuddering grew stronger. Louki never learned what she was going to say next as a massive boulder smashed through her machine and carried her down to the ocean far below.
"I think it is time to fly." Toppu said.
"You don't have wings!"
"I would have argued with you for free." Toppu said, then he leaped from the tractor. Louki hoped the shriek was ecstacy not fear.
"Sir?" Fen said through the phone. "The whisky is in the glove box. I'm going to run now."
Louki pulled out the bottle and took a drink. He could see huge chunks of rock pulling loose and floating away.
"Yggdrasil," he said, "So this is how the world ends." The sea boiled and frothed. "I should have enough time to finish the bottle," he said to himself as the crack widened and the earth began to crack in half.