And the pitch is...bad 2

And the pitch is...bad 2

Terrible, really, quite awful movie pitches.
Contest ended 8 years ago 5/16/2004 12:00:00 AM EDT

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  • Cost: 2 credits
  • Jackpot: 36 credits

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First Place
# 1
By XXXXXPP (Score: 6.048)
2

Dorothy, a 79 year old street prostitute. Follow her exciting life of wild sex, bold intrigues, betrayal, drug party's, and the care for her crack-addicted grandchildren.

Word count: 26
 
Second Place
# 2
By trendon (Score: 5.679)
2

Sir Wavy-Hands, a magical Wish-Elf, along with a Serbian prostitute (Slobadon) travel back in time to attempt to stop Jeff Gilooley from maiming Nancy Kerrigan.

Word count: 25
 
Third Place
# 3
By murphyz (Score: 5.675)
3

Arguments over what's more tedius - 'watching grass grow, or paint dry?' lead Norman to create this minute by minute movie after painting his lawn blue.

Word count: 25
 
4
By murphyz (Score: 5.658)
4

The tale of a quadruple amputee donkey, overcoming his lust for a piñata after the object of his desire is ripped apart by juvenile owners.

Word count: 25
 
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5
By mayfae (Score: 5.576)
2

Mabel, a postmenopausal grandmother, soon discovers that her knitting needles have become electromagnetized from living under powerlines when her sweaters start giving her grandchildren superpowers.

Word count: 25
 
6
By Desiderata33 (Score: 5.567)
2

Walter roams from store to store, undecided which cell phone plan to choose. Does he need more local or long distance minutes? He’s so confused!

Word count: 25
 
7
By spoofmedia (Score: 5.467)
3

Racing driver Jim Douglas is facing death, his only hope? Having his brain bio mechanically inserted into his old friend Herbies’ chassis. With sexy results.

Word count: 25
 
2

Join a zoot suit clad Gandhi and his lethargic sidekick Joey Jocko the kangaroo on their warpath across the holy realm of politics.

Word count: 23
 
9
By spoofmedia (Score: 5.232)
1

Ever noticed how cows stare at you? The film follows visionary farmer Ron Willis and his plan to uncover the biggest Government Big Brother Secret.

Word count: 25
 
10
By murphyz (Score: 5.181)
2

Follow Clyde, an incontinent dog with a fear of the color red, in his attempts to both pee against, and run away from, a hydrant.

Word count: 25
 

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