The mess in here has got to stop,
So mom's devised a simple game.
You didn't leave a single drop?
Achievement Unlocked: Learned To Aim!

Here you sit
Upon the throne
But, alas, you're not alone.
If you can't hold back the rush
May we have
A courtesy flush?

You’re sitting here comfy, all alone
Snugly and cosy, feeling at home
Enjoying the quiet and the peace
Until your urgent urges cease
But in earnest you will truly moan
If you slip and drop your new iPhone.

This isn't a coal mine.
You're not a canary.
So don't foul the air
In your Aviary.

Maybe you emptied the Tank.
Maybe you took the Browns to the Bowl.
But remember One thing...
Please, Wash Your Hands after you Go!

Yo cat!
Your scat!
Don't need to be seen.
Leave the loo pristine.
Don't be a prat!

Some food will make your excrement slimy and sloppy
While the water content will determine if it’s grimy and gloppy

Often the carrot infested poop looks the worst
But I can declare that the maggot teeming is definitely the most cursed
Hopefully, it remains largely submersed.

This is a place where men sit on a throne
They are a king in a place all their own
So sit and put on your crown
But please remember to put the seat down!!

Flush the water,
Get to cover,
Let the closet do the other!

Ha Ha Ha Ha....... A long way to go