If you're are sick of the news as I am lately, now's your chance to have your sweet revenge. In this contest we're going to poke some fun at the news. News channels, news sites and news stations are all game. Take a screenshot of any news channel, newspaper or online news-site and do your damndest to the rating whores of the world.
The rules of this game are thus:
Make a parody of the news. Do not reuse your entries from the previous contests. As always, quality is a must. We will remove poor entries no matter how much we like you. You'll have 48 hours to submit for this contest, so make your submission count.