Oh great wizard of style, class, and heart,
And a talent that sets you apart.
Sure you're great at ModRen,
You lived way back then,
When the classics were just "modern art."

Please critique me and sponsor my pics.
Write tutorials and teach me your tricks.
However, take note,
Every time, should I vote,
I'll refuse to give higher than six.

Arsidubu might seem a bit sour.
You may think he abuses his power.
But you'd be a grump, too,
If you had to read through
Ten Kzanderall postings per hour.

Be warned if you go one-on-one
with meow, though he makes it sound fun.
So quick on the draw
that his pencil gets raw,
and he's finished before you've begun.

Spook thinks he writes like a pro
But there's something he still doesn't know
No matter the theme
While chugging Jim Beam
HBomb is stealing the show

Spook's text entries are so transcendent
His vacation, to us, seemed a present
But now with his return
For his next trip we yearn
We hear Alpha Centauri's pleasant!

There once was a sweet little pixie,
with the devil she went down to Dixie,
her soul she had sold,
for a mantle of gold,
and now she is known as misstrixie.

Meowza’s unusual, it’s true,
there are so many things he can do.
He can chop, he can draw,
and we all stare in awe.
So one day, will you please draw me too?

I know a great man called IQ,
and new.bies, that’s Mister to you.
He takes care of birdies,
Is still in his thirties,
And sports quite a marvelous ‘do!

(*Forgive the extra period, but with the infamous filter, it had to be done...'nubile young things' was simply too long!)

Satyricon is quite loquacious
But his rhymes are not efficacious
They're deserving of jeers
And bore us to tears
If he'd stop, we would all be gracious