In this contest, your task is to show that the whole world is all about bowling. National pastime of every country on earth? Bowling. What every kid is going to be when he or she grows up? A pro-bowler, of course. Show us the world as it would look if we glorified bowling above all else, or simply swap an everyday object with some kind of bowling reference, or vice versa.

The rules of the game are thus: Show what the world would look like if we valued bowling above all else (for some of you, this will not be a stretch). As always, quality is a must. We will remove poor entries no matter how much we like you. You'll have 48 hours for this contest, so make your submission count.