Michael Jordan's secret exposed by X-ray machine!

Original here: http://my.netian.com/~ljs1307/pds/jordan1.jpg

The real 1st lady

Not the most original idea, I know, but he's so goofy, I couldn't resist :)

Shania's new all natural necklace stole the spotlight...

Despite, or perhaps even because of, his Hollywood success, Mr. Clooney found himself irresistibly drawn back to the needle time and again.

[Obviously, I was not going for a humerous angle with this one. Hope you don't mind.]

Touché ;)

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After bombing on two reality shows, it's rumored Nicole and Paris are trying to make a living in Orlando as common working girls.

"C'mon now, Georgie, do what daddy tells you to and everything will work out just fine."
"But Daddy, I don't wanna.."
"Georgie-boy, ye do what yer old man tells you to or you'll never succeed."
"I don't wanna dress up as a girl!"
"Well, then Daddy just might have to stop covering for ye ass."
"Aww but Daddy --"
"C'mon, Georgie porgie pudd'n pie, ye'v done this 'ere thang before."
"Well alright then, Daddy."
"Oh, miss President, aren't we lookin' mighty handsome today.."

Sometimes I think I might need some mental help.

Kerry secret