Using his prowess in the kitchen to inspire even the novice chef, Hannibal Lecter provides masterful instruction on how to make your next dinner party even more intimate. While Martha is away, “Hannibal” reigns supreme!

(Hardly) THRILLING! (Not) WORTH THE WAIT! (It will leave you) SHAKING (your head, wondering what you were thinking when you decided to see this instead of Ishtar.)!! A MUST (not) SEE!!!

I laughed, I cried. Definitely one of the best comedies of 1973.

The only horror film that could actually have been improved by featuring smurfs. And not even evil, bloodthirsty smurfs. Just regular smurfs.

Rednecks killing rednecks in uncalled-for detail. You'll run for your airsick bag.

"Oh, come ON! Would one of you please have the grace to die permanently, already?" This is the same old, same old, folks -- just twice as much of it.

Breaking significant new ground as the first horror- musical ever made, "Tone Dead" stars Mike Tyson in his acting and singing debut as a modern-day psychopath who stalks and tortures his victims using only the power of his voice. Also starring Roseanne Barr as his mysterious singing landlord and Kris Kristofferson as the moonlighting vocal coach sent to track him down, "Tone Dead" received an NC-17 rating due to the extremely graphic sound quality of the torture scenes. Theatre owners fearing lawsuits are providing ear plugs at the box office upon request.

Giant snakes, who apparently got that way by eating priceless and rare life-extending orchids... and happen to look a lot like puppets. On the bright side, even with a wrist or three showing here and there, the snake puppets were better actors than the humans in this movie, which also features a wily, wacky and impossibly cute monkey for forcible comic relief.

So, basically... very old flower-eating snake puppets and an adorable monkey... be afraid.

"I threw up as often as the characters in the movie."

One can see that creators of "I still know what you did last summer" spent all their time on the name of the sequel to "I know what you did last summer" and no time on the movie itself! Not even a scantily clad Jennifer Love Hewitt makes this one worth while!