Given a petrological object s with mass m, velocity v, height h, and a constant gravitational force g, it can be determined that the Potential Energy (PE) of s is equal to mgh, and the Kinetic Energy (KE) of s is equal to (1/2)mv^2. If a force f is exerted on object s, causing the velocity v to become greater than zero, it can be shown that the Kinetic Energy (KE) of s will also be greater than zero (it is always assumed any object will have some mass, i.e. m is greater than zero). If the Kinetic Energy (KE) of object s does indeed become greater than zero, it will also exude additional behavior, in that it will be unable to collect any additional mass (m) in the biological form, namely that of plantlife from the Taxonomial Kingdom Plantae, Phylum Bryophyta, and various Classes, such as Sphagnopsida, Andreaeopsida, Polytrichopsida, and Bryopsida.

In summation:
A petrological object with Kinetic Energy greater than zero will be unable to collect addition mass of plantlife, specifically of Phylum Bryophyta.

A rolling stone gathers no moss.

Agreed, and yet it is equally likely that airborn simians might be cast forth from the region of my posterior.

One should not closely examine a member of the Equus caballus species for dental anomalies when said creature is presented without a debit entry on one’s personal ledger.

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth

Deceive this chap singularly, disfavorment shall become your anthropomorphic form. Hornswaggle my personage recurrently, and the abasement shall fall upon my being.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

Retain a relative position lower than the mean metacognitive level of functional understanding for the sample population as a whole, individual person maintaining an ability less than the normative intellectual processing and actualization level for gross cognition.

Keep it simple, stupid.

A neatly short and concise expressive style is the vital principle or animating force of a message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter.

Brevity is the Soul of Wit

If, at the moment of cessation of spontaneous neurological function, a party can be conclusively demonstrated to have a legitimate claim to ownership of a greater number of possessions, the monetary value of which is disproportionately high when compared to the actual value of same, than any second party, individually or collectively, the first party will be declared successful in his existence and victorious over other parties.

An extremely high statistical probability can be assigned to the fact that a majority of the visible expanses of suspended droplets of water in air posses along their outer circumference a thin border, which often takes on the appearance of being composed of the metallic element Argentum.

However, an equally high statistical probability exists for said outer circumference of cirrostratocumulatory phenomena to be composed of a large spectrum of colours, whereas the dominating influence to overall hue would have to be accounted by the shades of grey.

Every cloud has a silver lining. But every silver lining has a touch of grey.

One bidimensional graphical depiction of any entity contains an amount of germaneness equivalent to that of a collectivity numbering a thousandth of a million verbal juxtapositions of phonemes representing each a separate concept.

Resist the urge to determine the total number of common Gallus Domesticus in your possession, prior to the afore mentioned species, from the class Aves, emerging from an oval shaped embryo surrounded by nutrient material and a protective covering in the form of a thin-shell that is obtained as a result of oviposition by these said Gallus Domesticus.