From the producers of MSPaint Wars 31 and Haiku Wars 92, comes the next big thing in brutal backstabbing, derogatory drop-kicks and wicked wordplay.

Just when he thought it was safe to lurk in the forums… oh, wait. It is. It's almost dawn, and no one else is awake…

Jonesing for new threads,
And wondering if anyone's going to say anything at 3:00 a.m.
Gonna find anything new to read?
Obviously not - everyone's asleep.

The rules of the game are thus: Brutalize your fellow Worthian with a clever acrostic of their user name. One mean spirited acrostic per entry, please. Keep in mind that profanity is not acceptable. As always, quality is a must, we will remove poor entries no matter how much we like you. You will have 5 days for this contest so make your submissions count.