On the day his world began the young man came riding down the road on a blue-and-white striped hammock slung between the tall humps of a pair of very ugly animals.
He looked around, curiously. Alone on his strange conveyance, on a deserted road, he was dressed for a day at the beach, in blue shorts, a wide-brimmed hat and dark glasses. It was, however, night, and there was no beach in sight. And it was raining. Not just your average April shower, but a monsoon-sized downpour, limiting vision to a few yards.
To make matters worse, it was windy.
The wind blew back the brim of his hat, and the rain lashed his face. In his haste to pull the hat brim back down, he hit himself in the face with a book he had not realised he was holding.
He took off his glasses to look at the book. It was made from coarse paper, bound into covers of thin wood. On the pages were closely-spaced lines of runes, while on the cover was a single runic word. Frowning in concentration, he studied the markings with a total lack of any dawning comprehension.
Another skirl of wind and rain swept across. He stared as the raindrops appeared to consciously avoid landing on the book, jostling each other aside in their efforts to keep from touching it.
Without warning, his reverie was interrupted by a brilliant flash of lightning. He looked up, blinking away the blue after-image. He looked down again at the book, trying to reconcile the image the lightning had revealed with what he held in his hand. The book in no way resembled the one the lightning had shown him.
The animals raced around a small hill and came to an abrupt stop before the gates of a walled town. Two men, apparently guards, armed with short spears and with swords at their sides, stepped reluctantly from the shelter of the gate.
“Hold it right there!” one of them barked. “Who are you?”
The traveller looked confused.
“I-i-i-i-i-iamme,” he slurred, struggling to make his voice form words.
“I know you’re you, but what’s your name?”
In the short time he could remember he had had no need for a name. He searched his memory for any names he may have had, but found nothing. In fact, he found nothing up until just before the lightning flash.
The young fellow looked even more confused. “I’m … I’m … Iamme,” he stammered. Surely that was obvious.
“OK, OK, Iamme,” the guard said sarcastically. “I got that, but what’s your business?”
Iamme’s confusion increased. The guard was asking him something else that he didn’t understand. As well as a name, was he expected to have business?
At that moment the second guard’s eyes focussed on the book. He turned pale and began to stammer, pointing at it as he backed away. The first guard followed the direction of the pointing finger. On seeing the book, he dropped his spear in the mud, turned, and ran for the gate and into town, leaving the gate wide open. The second guard was only a couple of paces behind him as they disappeared from sight down the narrow, twisting street.
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Iamme frowned, and practiced his name a few times. “Iamme, Iamme.” It seemed to fit, and as his voice became more accustomed to use, he became more confident and louder.
“Iamme!” he shouted.
With a loud clang, the iron-bound gate fell to the cobble-stoned road in front of it. It lay there, seeming as if it wanted to slither away, but was not quite sure how.
Iamme stepped through the unprotected gateway, and into town.