Unlike their annoying PeTA counterparts, PoTA, stands for the oppresive treatment of animals. And as a proud member, you should create an image of a sport that condones cruelty to animals. There will undoubtedly be some of you who take this contest as offensive, but I assure you it's all in good fun: We're not condoning violence to animals - we're condoning pissing off annoying PeTA people.
The rules of this game are thus: Come up with any sport that somehow involves cruelty to animals (i.e. Steve-o's chickball). No blood, or injury that might make someone feel ill, though. Here at PoTA, we're oppresive, not graphic. Implied cruelty is enough. As always, quality is a must. We will remove poor entries no matter how much we like you. A morbid sense of humor goes a long way too. You'll have 48 hours for this contest, so make your submissions cruel.