HAPPY MEAL NOTICE

NOTICE: Pursuant to article 12.53-D of the Food and Drug administrations federal safety guidelines ddp 2005

We at McDonalds are required to notify the purchaser of this "Happy" meal the following: There are no guarantees expressed or implied in the name "Happy". Recent studies have shown that said "happy" meal in fact has a negative impact on one's sense of well being or quotient of relative happiness.

It is also stated that any contents of this meal labeled as meat or poultry are not meant to be taken literally but as a subjective statement implying the general direction our chemists were taking.

I'm Lovin It :)

CAUTION: this product may impair vision.

Warning: Manufactured in a facility that processes peanuts.

Twin Bull Energy Drink - WARNING: Twin Bull does not actually give you wings. Jumping off of tall buildings after consuming Twin Bull may cause serious injury or death.

Warning: Usage may result in a sensation of voices in one's head. Plese do not be alarmed. If the voices continue after headphones have been taken off, please contact a psychiatrist as soon as possible.

Warning: Not effective when taken with fried chicken.

Tequila - WARNING! May cause unwanted pregnancy.

The GM Corporation as well as the fine people at GPS Driving Systems would like remind you that even though this car is equiped with the lastest navigation technology as well as a finely tuned computer controlled cruise system it WILL NOT drive itself to your destination. Leaving the driver's seat after the cruise control has been engaged is very dangerous and highly discouraged.

Wastem '45 Automatic pistol.

Warning! Many accidents are caused by a well- meaning attempt to show that guns are harmless when handled properly. A common mistake is to eject the cartridge and not to realize that there may still be a round in the breech. Do not peer down the barrel to ascertain if this is true; it is far safer to point the gun at someone else.

This may not seem, at first, to fit the theme, but some thought may reveal that it does.

All Microsoft Products:

Warning! This product is licensed by Microsoft Inc., and is intended for your use, and your use only. Any attempt to copy, distribute, or otherwise reproduce the contents of this product is an infringement of copyright law. Under no circumstances are you to allow others to use this product, or in any way allow others to view you using this product. Verbal accounts or disseminations of your use of this product are prohibited without express written consent of Microsoft Inc. Your use of this product binds you and the one machine on which you choose to install this product to a lifetime commitment to feeding the purse of Mr. Bill Gates. Your use of this product exposes your computer to a series of viruses, which will most likely result in the loss of some or all of the important data stored on your machine. If you encounter such viruses, and somehow still have Internet access, please visit our website for our latest security patches, which are currently being released hourly. Once you have installed this software, you are no longer permitted to use products licensed by other manufactures. Do not attempt to sidestep this particular warning, as any interaction of this product with non-Microsoft products will assuredly result in the dreaded blue-screen of death.