30 November 1942 0558 Just before breakfast we found that chef is missing.0600 Sighted our first enemy submarines. Opened fire with torpedos.0601 We found chef.
Johnny and Bob saw the Water Slide Rules posted beside the entrance but, being the rebels that they were, they blatantly broke Rule #1... All Sliders Must Be Wearing Proper Swimming Atire. What renegades!!
Service here is slow...but who cares?
-Edited by user at 11/17/2002 5:24:12 PM