HAIKU WARS 3

HAIKU WARS 3

Attack of the Groans
Contest ended 7 years ago 3/20/2005 12:00:00 AM EDT

Contest Info

  • Cost: 5 credits
  • Jackpot: 100 credits

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First Place
# 1
By Mister_IQ (Score: 7.174)
7

Life moves as it should.
The world functions properly.
Norrit got second.

Word count: 12
 
Second Place
# 2
By arsidubu (Score: 6.947)
4

You have no entries
but you hand out harsh critique.
Let's see you do it.

Word count: 15
Please do not critique my entry.
 
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Third Place
# 3
By ELBradenabra (Score: 6.832)
5

Visited Hbomb,
Sweaty pink fur in her bed.
The secret is out...

Word count: 12
 
4
By arsidubu (Score: 6.794)
4

You vote it a 3,
and you comment "This is great!"
You can kiss my ass.

Word count: 16
Please do not critique my entry.
 
2

Who’s that "Arsi" bloke?
He must owe Cyn a fortune
For making his chops.

Word count: 14
 
6
By jago (Score: 6.731)
2

She's a doll, ain't she?
Is she a Llama? No, but
she's just as hairy.

Word count: 15
 
7
By Mister_IQ (Score: 6.697)
3

"It's simple!" he says.
"Just do it like this." Yeah, sure.
Just draw like DerAlt.

Word count: 15
 
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8
By 2manyusernames (Score: 6.633)
3

Bomb, You Sultry Thing
Always Running From The Truth
Just Kiss The Bunny

Word count: 13
 
9
By Mister_IQ (Score: 6.624)
6

HBomb and Arsi.
Yap, yap, yap, yap, all the time.
Old married couple.

Word count: 13
 
3

Ever wonder why?
IQ asks, "Where do you live?",
He is a stalker.

Word count: 13
 

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