The best part about this contest is that you knew it was coming. Just not when. HA!

In today's rapid-fire media-blitz world, getting your message out to the consumer is more challenging than ever. From the early jingles of "plop plop fizz fizz" to the invasive "i'm lovin' it", catchy songs and slogans are the key to getting the brand and the product into the heads and on the tips of the tongues of consumers.

But, what happens when the best of marketing intentions goes terribly wrong?

In this contest you're to create an annoying, obnoxious and completely unsuccessful slogan or jingle for a popular product or brand. These are the ones left on the advertising room floor. Remember, this is parody, so keep your sense of humor and keep it clean. You have five days for this contest, so make your entry count. Review all of Worth 1000's Text Contests Guidelines before entering, because poor entries will be disqualified.

Text Guideline: 25 words