Let's go with something light for Turkey Day: In this contest you should post a holiday card or gift that you'd never want to receive. Any holiday is acceptable (i.e. Christmas, Valentines's Day, etc...). Text is allowed on your image provided it's a part of the 'card' (but other cliches still aren't)

The rules of this game are thus: Your image can be a holiday card (from any holiday), box of chocolate, gift etc... Bottom line is that it must be on theme and should be humorous. It can be anything within reason, so long as it's rated PG. Text is allowed on your card in this contest. As always, quality is a must. We will remove poor entries no matter how much we like you. You'll have 48 hours for this contest, so make your submissions count.