Previously I was a gyrate-inducing vocalizer, performing in a guitar and drum ensemble.
In no way did I suffer difficulties, yeah…accomplishing solitary acts of coitus with a single individual.
Then all matter of existence encompassing me, yeah…began to exhibit depressing behavior.
And I made the resolution with haste (of course I did), to make moves popularized by John Travolta and observe the spectacle.

Obviously, they were bumpin’ and versifyin’ and motionin’ with the symphony.
And simultaneously with my epiphany, an unknown individual rotated quickly and exclaimed:

Allow that festive orchestrated beat to sound, caucasian adolescent!
Commence that jovial musical composition correctly!
Allow that festive orchestrated beat to sound, caucasian adolescent!
Establish that gyration and commence that jovial musical composition until your life’s existence ceases
[yup yup] until your heart stops beating…of course, of course.

Originating in a location established at an altitude beyond a prism-effect generated by the distortion of light rays through precipitation,
Located at a distant point and at a trajectory of no less than 90 degrees.
I have established primarily through means of hearsay, the existence of a topographical body,
Singularly by means of harmonious vocalization.

Originating in a location established at an altitude beyond a prism-effect generated by the distortion of light rays through precipitation,
The localized empyrean expanse is deemed to be blue.
Furthermore, the nocturnal musings that you illicit by provocation,
Have been established to appropriate by conjecture, a foundation of reality.

Eventually, I shall project aspirations onto a celestial body,
Furthermore, it is my intention to gain consciousness a selective distance not among cumulus.
In a locale where adverse circumstances deliquesce in such a manner as would a crystallized solution, consisting primarily of sucrose and citrus concentrate.
Abroad and at a higher elevation in contrast to smoke elimination columns, this is where I may be located.

Originating in a location established at an altitude beyond a prism-effect generated by the distortion of light rays through precipitation,
several animalia of the genus IRENIDAE enact flight.
These Phylum Chordata attain a vertical distance beyond the established altitude of the prism-effect, generated by the distortion of light rays through precipitation.
This brings to question, how is it so that I cannot also enact volitation in this manner?

If it is deemed that profoundly elated members of the genus Irenidae enact flight,
attaining a vertical distance beyond the established altitude of the prism-effect generated by the distortion of light rays through precipitation.
This brings to question, how is it so that I cannot also enact aerial navigation in this manner?

Original lyrics here:

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They cemented rectangular concrete slabs on the fundament of celestial bliss and erected a site for the temporary abandonment of vehicles,
With a magenta-tinted hostelry, a small but trendy retail outlet, and a pendulous overheated pimple.

Refrain:
Is it not a strangely inevitable consequence of the passage of time that one remains in ignorance of one’s possessions until they are no longer present?
They cemented rectangular concrete slabs on the fundament of celestial bliss and erected a site for the temporary abandonment of passenger vehicles.

They appropriated every arboreal plant and deposited them in a custodial collection of sylvan structures,
Then they demanded 150 cents in financial recompense from each member of the population for the privilege of viewing the aforementioned vegetation.

Is it not a strangely inevitable consequence … et seq.

Attention, cultivator, agricultural entrepreneur!
Incarcerate your dichloro-diphenyl-trichloroethane immediately!
Donate polkadots to the narrator of this doggerel, but bequeath to her a selection of avian and apiarian life forms,je vous emprie!

Is it not a strangely inevitable consequence … et seq.

In the closing minutes of the previous diurnal cycle I perceived the sound of an insect-proof portal being closed in a violent manner,
And an immense, cowardly hackney carriage removed my geriatric hominid.

Is it not a strangely inevitable consequence of the passage of time that one remains in ignorance of one’s possessions until they are no longer present?
They cemented rectangular concrete slabs on the fundament of celestial bliss and erected a site for the temporary abandonment of passenger vehicles.

(Sorry Joni, I love you really!)

I batten down my organ of sight
Solely for a very small space of time
And the point at which an event takes place no longer exists
Total state of mind characterized by abstraction and release from reality
Fade ahead my organs of sight, a peculiarity

Scattered particles in the movement of air
Completely dissipated specks of air moving from an area of high pressure to an area of low pressure

An identical aged short musical composition with words
A driblet binary compound that occurs at room temperature as a clear colorless odorless tasteless liquid in a division of an ocean or a large body of salt water partially enclosed by land
Everything we accomplish
Disintegrates to the earth although we decline to perceive

Scattered particles in the movement of air
Completely dissipated specks of air moving from an area of high pressure to an area of low pressure

At present don't remain secure
A quantity of no importance endures eternally
Only the world and the hemisphere above the horizon
It moves smoothly, easily, and quietly
And the total medium that can be exchanged for goods and services
Cannot purchase a unit of time equal to one sixtieth of an hour

Scattered particles in the movement of air
Completely dissipate speck air moving from an area of high pressure to an area of low pressure

Kansas-Dust In The Wind

Certainly, erstwhile I was an earthly and rhythmic vocalist…rendering in a sway & undulating orchestra

Heretofore problem free, certainly…incinerating the single side tables
In addition, all matter in my vicinity, yes…began somaesthesizing downward
Plus I opted rapidly [do not doubt it]…to gyrate earthly and rhythmically and observe the performance

Yea! Over the lights fantastic they were trippin' and vocalizin' and flailin' to the riflin'
And when the encounter began, an anonymous stranger rotated and vociferated...

Render that foul smelling euphony Anglo-Saxon son
Render that foul smelling euphony correctly
Render that foul smelling euphony Caucasian child
Establish that instrumental blues melody and render that foul smelling euphony until you reach the point of assuming room temperature…

Play That Funky Music

That which I possess you must deliver to your matriarch
That which I possess you must deliver to your patriarch
That which I possess you must deliver to your female offspring
Shake your grove thang briefly and then partake a small quantity of liquid H2O

That which I possess you must acquire and insert
That which I possess you must acquire and insert
That which I possess you must acquire and insert
Dazed with the sensation cessation is prohibited persist

Comprehend I don’t desire to be a greedy individual
Divulge with cunning and be more sagacious
Adolescent hemoglobin tumefies the libido
For what reason do all desire to withhold it in similar manner to the oppressor

Bestow it hence bestow it hence bestow it hence now (x3)

-Swelteringly Piquant Capsicums

Give it Away-Red Hot Chilli Peppers

Due in large part to my inability to speak falsehood or mislead, I am required to mention that I find sizably endowed hindquarters to be exceedingly appealing.

- Baron Blendsmuch

Baby Got Back by Sir Mixalot

We, bar none, cohabitate a subaqueous conveyance of chromatically impure saffron

We all live in a yellow submarine

One of my favorite crazy songs!

Does your ruminated sweetened synthetic rubber give up its essence while attached to the pillar of the bedstead during the hours of your torpidity?

Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?

I am a companionless derelict,
With scarcity of colleagues or kin.
The point at which that guy's viability commences
Is precisely where I take it on the chin.
I've refined my skill at extortion,
At shakedown and chicanery,
I've obliged a while the whole nine yards
Excluding imploring on the artery.

Formerly I was moderately affluent,
My situation was not austere.
I had high-grade malleable metal in my jaw
And glossy fabric on my rear.
With no confidence in my associate
I dispatched his incrimination,
To usher in a holy mess
Of self-mortified annihilation.