Doc Billy's dental tools. :D

The latest Arkansas Lottery Winner hits the road.

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Coors' Customer Keyboard - Redneck Edition.

Finely tuned to Customer's abilities and online demands...

Washington, Jefferson, Roosevelt, and Robert E. Lee.

"Hooooo wheeeee, look et them thar tires! Now thets howz its aughta be dun."

To a redneck bigger tires always makes it better

Be sure your piles of laundry are separate but equal.
*EDIT* Okay, I'm just a little afraid I might catch flak for this one. I don't in *ANY* way practice or endorse racism or separatism. This is intended as a slam against those who are ignorant enough to preach segregation, not the victims thereof. Thanks!