"Charlie?"
"Yeah Tommy?"
"You hear sumthin'?"
Charlie tilted his head. "Maybe. Is it like a real quiet, high-pitched scream?" Tommy nodded. "Yeah, I hear it. It's gettin' closer. Where's it comin' from?"
"Sounds like it's above us."
"Yeah, but who's doin' the screamin'?"
Tommy looked up and pointed. "Offhand, I'd say it's prob'ly him."
Charlie looked up and nodded. "Yeah, I'd say so, too." They both watched as the young man plummeted through the bright blue sky, his panicked scream growing louder and louder. They flinched when he hit not three feet in front of them, and then peered into the crater his collision left in the soft prairie soil.
Tommy looked in first. "Hey, you all right down there?" he called, swinging his rifle off his shoulder just in case.
The man in the crater groaned and tried to sit up. Charlie walked over and watched as Tommy slid down into the hole. "Hold on, bud, don't try nothin' 'til you've had a drink." He pulled out a hip flask and handed it to him. "Where'd you come from, anyway? What's your name?"
The young man took a sip from the flask and coughed. "Stephen," he said, spluttering as the whiskey went down. "What happened?"
Tommy grinned. "Near as I can figure, somebody pushed you out of a plane without a 'chute. Say, where's your uniform?"
"What uniform?" Stephen sat up, fortified by deep breaths and malt liquor. "I'm a student. I tripped and fell in front of a bus, and suddenly I'm here. Oh God, where's 'here'?" he continued, scrambling to his feet. "Where am I?"
Squatting at the edge of the eight-foot hole, Charlie looked down at them and chuckled. "I think that hit rattled his brain. Here, boost 'im up." He held down a hand and pulled Stephen up by the arm while Tommy pushed from below. "You comin' up too, Tommy?"
"Nah, I'm gonna stay down here and look around. Base'll wanna know about this."
Charlie and Stephen moved a little ways off and stood looking at each other. "So," said Stephen, taking in Charlie's worn uniform and weapons, "am I in the middle of a war?"
Charlie guffawed. "You kiddin'? Who would have a war out here?" He gestured toward the flat, empty landscape. "We're just border guards, is all. Where're you from, anyway? I ain't seen clothes like those before."
"Huh?" Stephen looked down at himself. "You've never seen a t-shirt and jeans?"
"Oh, sure, I've seen those, just not like the ones you're wearin'. What's that say across the chest there?"
Stephen goggled at him. "It says 'Indiana.' That's my school. What state is this?"
"State? Whaddya mean, state? This is the independent republic of Kansas."
Stephen took a step back. "What? What are you, some sort of militia? Why wasn't this in the news? When did this happen?"
"2043, don't you know that? We ain't been a state for forty years. I thought you said you was a student. Hey, what's the matter with you?"
Stephen sank to the ground and put his head between his knees. "I'm dreaming, I've gotta be dreaming," he said weakly. "I'm in a coma, I hit my head and I'm in a coma. I'm in the hospital right now and soon I'll wake up and everything will be fine . . . "
"What're you talkin' about, Steve? You musta hit your head harder'n I thought. Hey Tommy, I think we need to get this guy a doctor! Where'd you—hey, stop that! What're you tryin' to do, bite your fingers off?" Stephen took his hand out of his mouth, tears in his eyes from the pain. "What's the matter with you, kid?"
Stephen groaned and banged his forehead with his fist. "Why can't I be the fainting type?" He looked up at Charlie. "What year is this?"
"What are you—what, Tommy?"
Tommy hauled himself up over the edge of the crater. "C'mere and look at this, Charlie." He held up a small object that glittered in the sunlight.
Stephen jumped to his feet, followed Charlie and looked over his shoulder at the object in Tommy's hand. "My cell phone!" He reached for it, but Tommy pulled it away. "Hey!"
"Steve, pal, could you give us a minute here, please?" Tommy said in a flat voice. Stephen didn't move. "Now." He put a hand on his rifle. Stephen backed away about six feet and tried to look innocent.
Tommy and Charlie put their heads together, muttering in low voices and shooting occasional suspicious glances at Stephen. After a minute they broke their huddle and beckoned him over. Tommy held up the phone. "Where'd you get this?" he asked in a low voice.
Stephen swallowed hard. "I got it for my birthday last year."
"That's what I thought." Tommy pocketed the phone and pulled up his rifle. "Put your hands up."
"What?" Stephen looked at Charlie. "What's he talking about?"
Charlie looked at him impassively. "You're from out East, aren't you?"
"What? No! I told you! It's right there on my shirt!"
"Look, we ain't stupid. The only universities are out on the coasts, and the east coast's the only one with phones. Just tell the truth."
"I am telling the truth!" Stephen shouted, visibly trembling. "I was walking down the sidewalk at Indiana University and I went to cross the street and a bus came out of nowhere and now I'm here with you two weirdos pointing guns at me and telling me that Kansas isn't a state! What the heck is going on?"
Charlie pulled out a radio. "Base, this is TC. We got us a live one."