Life is like a box of chocolates, sometimes you get stuck with whatever nobody else wanted.
One small step for man, one giant bill for the taxpayer.
Money is the root of all purchases.
You can fool all of the people some of the time, or fool some of the people all of the time, or you can have enough people spread your hoax story via e-mail until everyone cites it as fact.
If at first you don't succeed, you're probably not smart enough.
Judge not, lest ye be punched in the mouth.
Where there's a will, there are 20 relatives nobody's ever heard of fighting for what they want.
Two heads are better than one, but cost a fortune at the hairdressers.
A friend in need will surely empty your pocket.
are welcome to play poker with me anytime.