Stupid Technology 3

Stupid Technology 3

We have seen the future of high tech, and the future looks... stupid.
Contest ended 9 years ago 12/15/2002 12:00:00 AM EDT

Contest Info

  • Cost: 10 credits
  • Jackpot: 100 credits

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First Place
# 1
By Cyn (Score: 7.848)
16
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With text messaging, fax/modem, laser printer and mint warmer. Instant, automatic notification if wrist fracture should occur. Deluxe model includes a state of the art digital time piece as well.

 
Second Place
# 2
By Redbull_UK (Score: 6.93)
8
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Kango and Sony joined forces to make the Kango-Cam.

 
8
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Now you can play Bach while chatting to your friends.
What an innovation!

 
Third Place
# 3
By Simpletonic (Score: 6.475)
6
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*This product has been recalled due to isolated reports of 'pocket mutilation'.

 
6
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We've integrated state-of-the-art Heads Up Display (HUD) technology with your vehicle, allowing you to play WHILE driving. The optional force-feedback module (shown here) lets you use your vehicle's controls to play, adding to the realism of your favorite driving games.

-Edited by user at 12/12/2002 4:09:56 PM

 
6
By arsidubu (Score: 6.123)
6
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15% better breakfasts...guaranteed.

-Edited by user at 12/12/2002 2:05:56 PM

 
5
By IronKite (Score: 6.098)
4
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An idea spawned by the invention of the Time Bomb, the "Time Gun" goes off every hour, on the hour.

 
9
By arsidubu (Score: 6.063)
8
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10
By IronKite (Score: 5.779)
6
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Burns 700 megs worth of data in just under 3 seconds. How's that for speed?

 
7
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Can you hear me now?

 

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