In this contest, you're going to get angry. You're a consumer, you work hard for your money, and you're not going to stand for this anymore. Exactly what "this" you're fed up with is entirely up to you. But here's the thing: whatever it is, it has to be over-the-top, stupidly outrageous.

Maybe you're boycotting M&M's because they aren't colorful enough for you. Maybe Greenpeace had time for oily seals, but didn't care that you were late for work due to a line-up at the gas station. Maybe the forks in your recently-purchased silverware set had three tines, not four! Imagine the outrage!

The rules of the game are thus: You're going to get frothing-angry and fire off an angry letter to the company/person/cause of your choice, about a completely frivoulous complaint. The funnier, the better. Think of this as a "Silly Protests" Text contest. No matter how angry you allow yourself to get, keep in mind that profanity is not acceptable; all of Worth's Text rules apply. As always, quality is a must, we will remove poor entries no matter how much we like you. You will have 5 days for this contest so make your submissions count.

Word guideline: 500